I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize