So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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