I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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