your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My balls are so social today.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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