their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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