I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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