You can't motorboat a personality
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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