Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
that's an acceptable place to lick
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
we're so committed to being not committed
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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