is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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