did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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