I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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