Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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