Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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