i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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