the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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