Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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