I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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