theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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