its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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