i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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