I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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