When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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