she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm too high and old for this...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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