Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
