ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
whose parrot is this?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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