she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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