I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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