My brain says no but my pants say off.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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