Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize