I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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