Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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