Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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