Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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