uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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