plz talk dirty to me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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