lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The uberlube is also flammable
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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