That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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