So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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