I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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