Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My ass is underappreciated
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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