shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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