Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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