ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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