she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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