New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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