i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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