If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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