Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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