lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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