I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
