He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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