is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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