so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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